e-102

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

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e-102

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

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19 hours ago
spongelll

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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1 day ago
redstonedust

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.

#that and also#if u bombard me with an add to the point where i see it so many times it makes me ANGRY#how is that supposed to make me want to purchase your product#'oh but it gets into your brain subconsciously' I still have a vendetta against kellog's crave. since i would chance 2012.#i saw so many fucking kellog's crave adds before every single fucking youtube video i watched#that to this day i have never purchased a box i have never tasted a cereal and the few times ive seen a box of it at someone's house#i got shivers from my disgust and hatred of kellog's krave#how would showing me the same fucking video over and over make me desire ur bullshit. i'm gonna kill everybody on earth.#DAIRY FARMERS OF CANADA YOU SHOULD ALL KILL YOURSELVES I'VE SEEN YOUR ADDS TOO MUCH
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2 days ago
amwult

contender for all time 4chan post is the /biz/ one "what do you mean someone has to buy for me to sell?"

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eternal-fractal

without any hyperbole, i firmly believe this person learned about economics from selling items in video games.

#tbh that's what i always thought it was until i was like. i wanna say 20 years old.#bc when u see it in movies it does feel like ppl invest in shit by purchasing stocks that they then sell back TO the thing they bought the#stocks from once they're worth more#kind of like interest#that's what i thought it was for the longest time#and when they mention 'buyers' i also assumed like executives of the company like staff from the place they invested in. u feel me.#there's a logic to it BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S LOGICAL#OR SMART#in fact i am in accordance and pretty okay with the fact that i'm stupid#and too autistic to understand most things unless there's an extremely obvious logical explanation that jumps out at me
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3 days ago